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misquote a quote
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2023 1:32 am
by phillip1882
pretty straight forward, post a quote modified for humor
give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish, and you give up your monopoly of fisheries.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2023 11:24 am
by Sean Quixote
If a butterfly flaps its wings in Peking, you must acquit.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:52 pm
by phillip1882
when i give food to the poor they call me a saint. when i give food to the rich, they call me an idiot.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2024 11:27 am
by Sean Quixote
You like me? Really? Really, really? Like, me....? Why?
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:46 pm
by phillip1882
yo know her life was saved by something other than medicine.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2024 8:57 am
by somitomi
The spaceships hung in the sky much the same way that bricks do.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2024 1:50 pm
by moody7277
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't beat it if it's dead.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:09 am
by heuristically_alone
Two roads diverged in a wood
And I took the one less traveled
And that made no difference at all.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 8:11 pm
by phillip1882
if you come to a fork in the road, eat with it.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2024 10:01 am
by Sean Quixote
If you meet the Buddha on the road, give him this coin, and say these words to him: "valar morghulis."
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2024 11:03 am
by phillip1882
in the beginning God created the universe. some thought that was bad move.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:39 am
by Sean Quixote
Why does this map of the galaxy say "there's coffee in that nebula" on all of the uncharted areas? That... just doesn't seem right.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 8:06 pm
by phillip1882
eat right, exercise often, die of old age.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 1:32 am
by Suzaku
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you judge him he's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2025 6:39 pm
by phillip1882
there is no spoon, only a fork
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2025 4:49 am
by Suzaku
In the world of the blind the one-eyed man is liable to be a peeping tom.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 7:48 pm
by Sean Quixote
If you can't say anything nice, say 69 mean things instead.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2025 10:01 am
by Suzaku
If the cap fits, you've probably found a good milliner.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2025 7:52 am
by heuristically_alone
Don't cast your pearls before chickens.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2025 8:37 am
by Suzaku
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2025 9:08 pm
by phillip1882
if at first you do succeed, try not to act surprised.
Re: misquote a quote
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2025 11:31 am
by Suzaku
Where there's a will, there's probably an excited probate lawyer.