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give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish, and you give up your monopoly of fisheries.

If a butterfly flaps its wings in Peking, you must acquit.

when i give food to the poor they call me a saint. when i give food to the rich, they call me an idiot.

You like me? Really? Really, really? Like, me....? Why?

yo know her life was saved by something other than medicine.

The spaceships hung in the sky much the same way that bricks do.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't beat it if it's dead.

Two roads diverged in a wood
And I took the one less traveled
And that made no difference at all.

if you come to a fork in the road, eat with it.

If you meet the Buddha on the road, give him this coin, and say these words to him: "valar morghulis."

in the beginning God created the universe. some thought that was bad move.

Why does this map of the galaxy say "there's coffee in that nebula" on all of the uncharted areas? That... just doesn't seem right.