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Title text: It can be expensive to hire a professional spectroscopist for your wedding, but the quality of the spectra you get is worth it.

Of course, that last line makes me think of the very first what-if.

[one of those CERN LHC simulation images with the caption "A new wedding is formed in the high speed collision of a bouquet and one of several women (marked in yellow) converging to catch it. A boyfriend running away as a joke can also be observed (blue track)"]