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Title text: Of course you get an ice cream cone for the swimmer too! You're not a monster.

I'm imagining, if Randall actually was at the beach and someone was in trouble in the water, he would just be standing there visualising things like this while someone else actually goes in and saves them. (Me too tbh.)

Oh, it is a drowning swimmer.
Now it makes some sort of sense.

Hey, why cannot Ponytail save the swimmer. Cueball can look after the stand for her.