2792: "Summer Solstice"
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:40 pm
Title text: Then I'll start work on my lunar engines to line the Moon up with the ecliptic so we can have a solar eclipse every month (with a little wobble so they're not always on the equator.)
*after a miscalculation flings the Earth into interstellar space* Well you have to admit, the calendar's going to be a lot more consistent from now on.