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Title text: It says to cut the onions into 1/4" slices, but I'd better correct for length contraction.

In my mental image of Randall, his reaction to that time difference would be trying everything he can to make his time more efficient.

You need to be going about 0.1 c to substitute red onion for yellow onion.

I think it is Randall who accelerated to 94% of the speed of light.