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Title text: 'Does the substance feel weird to the touch?' is equally likely to get the answers 'Don't be ridiculous, you would never put your hand near a sample. We have safety protocols.' and 'Yeah, and it tastes AWFUL.'

"I've used the substance as shampoo. We were all broke college students once."

I would like one of the powerful magnets.
Post Script: Truly sorry you didn't get any of the grants.

I used to submit a question every week in hopes of being on the website back when I was young and naive. Now I'm just old and more naive.