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Rules:

• This is a bastard game so don't expect logic or fairness
• The mod can and will lie unless it is preceded by [truth].
• There is at least one lie in this startpost
• Regular text is almost always true and when false is probably only false in ways that are obvious to those who would be affected
• [truth] Despite everything, I want you to have fun. If something isn’t fun, especially if it’s an ambiguity, please let me know and I’ll fix it. I will not hesitate to redo entire roles on D3 if that’s what it takes.
• [truth] this game does not have anything external to your role that changes alignment/wincon or arsonists or redirection
• [truth] that is, if your wincon/alignment can change, your role makes it clear, and you already know everything about how it works. if you have such a role and you are unhappy, i will give you a new one.
• Everyone has two win conditions, one “standard” win condition and one “pizzazz” win condition. Players will play until both conditions resolve. People can win or lose zero, one, or two times.
• Your response to the form was used in making this setup, and might be used for or against you. Let me know via PM if you want a copy of your responses, but you should be able to review them on the form (https://forms.gle/pKrV7S3NSy8R8kqv5).
• Flips will happen upon death being confirmed.
• The role PMs are formatted inconsistently with each other.
• Flavour is meaningless and uncharacteristically sparse.
• Powers are used at night, and if you have multiple, they can all be used.
• Unless explicitly stated otherwise in the role PM, no powers can be self-targeted.

General mafia rules:

• You all know how to play mafia.
• Ties will be resolved based on who I think would be the most FUN elimination

Deadlines:

• Days will be 5 Days long, and nights 2 Days long. Weekends will count as half time for Days, but full time for Nights. This will vary based on the mod's schedule.
• Deadlines will be posted on countdown timers in-thread.
• Deadlines are hard, that is, once the timer runs out, that's it, no more posting.
• The mod will give the number of votes required for "hammer" (majority vote) in each votal post.
• In the event of hammer, even accidentally, the Day ends and posting must stop. The mod will confirm hammer at the earliest opportunity and end the day / provide an accurate vote count and inform players the day will continue.
• The game will end when the "standard" mafia win conditions are resolved, regardless of pizzazz win condition statuses.

Final scores
1. the worst = 4 wins
2. bessie = jimbobmacdoodle = 2 wins
4. Wam = 1 win
5. Boomfrog = 1 win, 1 loss
6. somitomi = Mark Heury = 2 losses

It's the Hunger Games, if it was populated by a ragtag group of assorted... people... from all sorts of places and times. Weapons abound, as does the pressure to have an alliance. More than one can win, and there are many paths to victory.

game has started. role PMs aren't out yet but don't let that stop you. i will send them out now

Confirm.

Confirm

Realised we dont need to confirm game has started.

This should be interesting.

I'm going to start with a warning that I have information that claiming any of the info in the google form is likely to end badly for all of us.

Yay, I got the role name I wanted! Let's goooooooooo

Confirm.

vote: no elim

I am informed that if we elim day one, the scumteam will be able to use their factional kill twice n1.

@Wam it's ridiculous to suggest we shoudlnt confirm. RIDICULOUS!! how dare. what were you thinking.

end the day

lets find the scum before we hammer this but objectively correct move

Don't need =/ shouldn't

That's suspicious by the worst.

And a no elim and knowledge that suggests their scum

vote the worst

wam town

The timer counts down to 0, and the people start running to the Cornucopia, where weapons are laid around. They start posturing, holding them.

Others run away, wanting to try their luck later on, when the odds are more in their favour.

Player list
1. Wam
2. One and only Boomfrog
3. A nondescript somitomi
4. bessie
5. Mark
6. the worst
(based on signup form so might not bee movie 100% accurate but also the worst who DIDN'T PUT HIMSELF IN THE LIST and CONFUSED ME so I had to make a WHOLE NEW ROLE AT THE LAST MINUTE because i thought the extra line was just someone trying to be "helpful" and filling the form in to give me new ideas as someone offered to do that intead of signing up now you know my story)

VOTALS:

end day (1) - the worst

MADGE THINKS FIVE END DAY VOTES WOULD BE ENOUGH FOR NOW

no elim (1) - the worst
the worst (1) - wam

PIZZAZZ DOES NOT HAVE A HAMMER, BUT IF THERE ARE FOUR VOTES FOR ONE PERSON MADGE MIGHT BE INCLINED TO END THE DAY

host sassing me instead of doing her job smh

invite

Vote madge

Only I get to sus the worst

your job was to sign up in the sign up sheet

Ebwop unvote

madge wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:05 pm your job was to sign up in the sign up sheet

hey hey woah woah woah we're talking about you here, not me. I'm perfect and have never made a mostake in my entire life.

"Remember who the real enemy is," someone shouts, while firing an arrow at a forcefield


VOTALS:

end day (1) - the worst

MADGE THINKS FIVE END DAY VOTES WOULD BE ENOUGH FOR NOW

no elim (1) - the worst
madge (1) - wam

PIZZAZZ DOES NOT HAVE A HAMMER, BUT IF THERE ARE FOUR VOTES FOR ONE PERSON MADGE MIGHT BE INCLINED TO END THE DAY

the worst wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:06 pm hey hey woah woah woah we're talking about you here, not me. I'm perfect and have never made a mostake in my entire life.

If you were perfect, you would be the best, not the worst

Oh yeah, before I forget:

Vote Sabrar
for not being here

Confirm

madge wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:05 pm your job was to sign up in the sign up sheet

In defense of the worst, the sign up thread did say "you can also sign up on the form only."

somitomi wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:47 pm

the worst wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:06 pm hey hey woah woah woah we're talking about you here, not me. I'm perfect and have never made a mostake in my entire life.

If you were perfect, you would be the best, not the worst

Oh yeah, before I forget:

Vote Sabrar
for not being here

I wasn't here either - don't forget about me !

The ground caves in, and everyone is now in a maze! They are trying to get out, and struggling.

She is like an Ibis sitting proudly on her pile of garbage soup.

I love this image, thank you

VOTALS:

end day (1) - the worst

MADGE THINKS FIVE END DAY VOTES WOULD BE ENOUGH FOR NOW

no elim (1) - the worst
madge (2) - wam, bessie
sabrar (1) - somitomi
wam (1) - boomfrog

PIZZAZZ DOES NOT HAVE A HAMMER, BUT IF THERE ARE FOUR VOTES FOR ONE PERSON MADGE MIGHT BE INCLINED TO END THE DAY

I'm so extremely delighted by this game already, but madge is a garbage mod. She is like an Ibis sitting proudly on her pile of garbage soup.

@The Worst, voting end of day is wildly dangerous when the first reaction is obviously going to be resistance to the idea of no elim. Convincing us will take time, so why try to flush the toilet so quickly?

Vote wam

What do you think about the worst?

I'm heeeeeere! LIKE USUAL, I do not play mafia during working hours.

Wam wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 9:05 am Realised we dont need to confirm game has started.

Grrr. -1

somitomi wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 9:38 am Yay, I got the role name I wanted! Let's goooooooooo

This was guaranteed on the form, are you paying attention? -1

the worst wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 11:53 am @Wam it's ridiculous to suggest we shoudlnt confirm. RIDICULOUS!! how dare. what were you thinking.

I like you. +1

madge wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:01 pm (based on signup form so might not bee movie 100% accurate but also the worst who DIDN'T PUT HIMSELF IN THE LIST and CONFUSED ME so I had to make a WHOLE NEW ROLE AT THE LAST MINUTE because i thought the extra line was just someone trying to be "helpful" and filling the form in to give me new ideas as someone offered to do that intead of signing up now you know my story)

Hmm. This you?

definitely madge wrote: ↑Tue Apr 12, 2022 4:02 am PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not sign up at the same time you sign up on the form as I don't want to be able to tell who is who. You can also sign up on the form only.

Are you paying attention? -1

Wam wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:05 pm Only I get to sus the worst

I don’t understand this comment can you explain?

the worst wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:06 pm hey hey woah woah woah we're talking about you here, not me. I'm perfect and have never made a mostake in my entire life.

Why do you call yourself the worst?

somitomi wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:47 pm Oh yeah, before I forget:

Vote Sabrar
for not being here

+1, QFT, dude you read my mind…

Mark_Cangila wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:00 pm In defense of the worst, the sign up thread did say "you can also sign up on the form only."

Mark is paying attention. +1

boomfrog wrote: ↑Tue Apr 26, 2022 12:22 am I'm so extremely delighted by this game already, but madge is a garbage mod. She is like an Ibis sitting proudly on her pile of garbage soup.

+1, QFT, dude you read my mind…


Vote: Madge

For making mistakes, and trying to blame others for them.

Not liking Sabrar's content thus far either.