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Title text: "We can do 0.33 or 0.34, but our payroll software doesn't allow us to--" "NO DEAL."

I am still in my first job - been there about eight and a half years. I imagine any future attempts to get one will go something like this.

I was searching for a job recently and that's pretty much how these negotiations went.

I've never had a job where I get to negotiate my salary.