you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 11:19 pm
you can say, spell, etc anything to ratammer as long as its not harmful . lets outpost the kill game.
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you cannot harm ratammer
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Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:14 am
I give ratammer a piece of cheese.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 6:45 am
Yum! 
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 8:34 am
I give ratammer a cute cuddly toy to gnaw on.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 9:23 am
I make this thread soft enough not to be usable for bludgeoning, and replace the cheese with one I know hasn't been poisoned.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:38 pm
i give ratammer a golden retriever
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 10:22 pm
Thank you for all the gifts!
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:21 pm
I raise ratammer five dollars
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 10:11 pm
I use my mod powers to delete the "you must kill ratammer" so that she cannot be harmed by it.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 11:10 pm
How thoughtful!
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:57 pm
i challenge ratammer to a nice game of chess
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 8:57 pm
You would probably win, but I suppose that's not harming me.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 7:48 am
I throw a surprise party for ratammer.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 8:26 pm
YayyyyyyyyRe: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 10:24 pm
i kiss ratammer on the cheek
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 10:53 pm
*shyly kisses phillip back*Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 12:16 am
gives ratammer a massage
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 6:45 am
You're very friendly
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 4:01 pm
I become ratammer's therapist and solve all her life issues.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 6:13 pm
I shake ratammer's hand
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:38 pm
Thank you both of you!
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 5:50 pm
i give ratammer a gold coin
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:09 pm
I treasure it.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:48 pm
i give ratammer a dragon's soul
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 11:06 pm
I... uh... am not sure how to use one of those.