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in this forum game, imagine if the government tried to restrict the words Free Market, and we obey the letter of the law but not the spirit.
lets see how far we can go. i'll start
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1. not backwards

Frea Morket

1. not backwards
2. no misspellings

Am I doing this right?

yes!
1. not backwards
2. not misspelled

FREE MARKET
3. only F and M capital

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital

ʇǝʞɹɐW ǝǝɹℲ

4. not upside down

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
F
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M
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5. not vertical
(out of curiosity how did you make it upside down?)

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical

Mercado libre

6. Not in another language.

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.

Free Market

7. not colored

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored

Free Market

8. only black

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black

Free Market

9. not tiny

orangedragonfire wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 4:39 pm 7. not colored

triggered

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny

gsFF nbslFu

10. No Caesar Cipher

phillip1882 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:03 pm (out of curiosity how did you make it upside down?)

I searched for "upside down text" and used one of the websites in the result. Seems like it uses a mix of similar-looking characters and actual upside down characters included in Unicode for some reason.

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher

Free Market

11.not large

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large

Free
Market

12. not on multiple lines

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. no waifu

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. not on multiple lines
13. no waifu 13. not diagonal

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. not on multiple lines
13. no waifu
14. not diagonal

Mercado libre

15. No Spanish

somitomi wrote: ↑Sat Feb 05, 2022 4:46 pm Mercado libre

15. No Spanish

You missed rule 6, not in another language.

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. not on multiple lines
13. no waifu
14. not diagonal

Free Market
15. not bold

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. not on multiple lines
13. no waifu
14. not diagonal
15. not bold

Free Market?

16. no question

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. not on multiple lines
13. no waifu
14. not diagonal
15. not bold
16. no question

Eefray Arketmay

17. no pig latin

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. not on multiple lines
13. no waifu
14. not diagonal
15. not bold
16. no question
17. no pig latin

Spoiler (Show/Hide)

Free Market

18. Not in a spoiler

The Snide Sniper wrote: ↑Sat Feb 05, 2022 4:49 pm You missed rule 6, not in another language.

Ah dammit, I did. Do I go to the Gulag now?

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. not on multiple lines
13. no waifu
14. not diagonal
15. not bold
16. no question
17. no pig latin
18. Not in a spoiler

And so it was decided that there should be a Free Market.

19. Not part of a sentence

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. not on multiple lines
13. no waifu
14. not diagonal
15. not bold
16. no question
17. no pig latin
18. Not in a spoiler
19. Not part of a sentence 20. not in a diamond

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. not on multiple lines
13. no waifu
14. not diagonal
15. not bold
16. no question
17. no pig latin
18. Not in a spoiler
19. Not part of a sentence
20. not in a diamond

http://www.freemarket.com

21. Not in a URL

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. not on multiple lines
13. no waifu
14. not diagonal
15. not bold
16. no question
17. no pig latin
18. Not in a spoiler
19. Not part of a sentence
20. not in a diamond
21. Not in a URL

Free Market

22. not in a quote

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. not on multiple lines
13. no waifu
14. not diagonal
15. not bold
16. no question
17. no pig latin
18. Not in a spoiler
19. Not part of a sentence
20. not in a diamond
21. Not in a URL
22. not in a quote

A market which is free

23. No relative clauses