2990: "Late Cenozoic"
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2024 8:48 pm
Title text: Our nucleic acid recovery techinques found a great deal of homo sapiens DNA incorporated into the fossils, particularly the ones containing high levels of resin, leading to the theory that these dinosaurs preyed on the once-dominant primates.
Remember to be buried with a random assortment of objects so future archaeologists can wonder about the significance of the things you sought to take with you into the afterlife.