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Title text: The worst is when you wipe out in the barrel and you're trapped for several million years until erosion frees you.

This isn't the first time Beret Guy has essentially stayed still for several years.

You can keep your Sky Alarm*, I want a Beret Guy Alarm.
* https://xkcd.com/2979/

I like cosmic surfing a lot more, 30km/s is quite thrilling

ratammer wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2024 9:57 pmThis isn't the first time Beret Guy has essentially stayed still for several years.

Was that his job interview for this job?