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I feel really bad for freddino's Gambit failing but it's objectively the most hilarious outcome if he gets eliminated over it.

A dumpster fire?! I thought it just had pizaz! I learned it from you!

This game!!! LOL

[edit]I think if bessie is Town I have no idea what's going on. Maybe it is some weird Seven/Wam/X game.

[edit2]Oh thank God. Well played bessie. You had me completely fooled until D3.

ok please please bessie flip scum and someone NK me instead of Wam. The GAMBIT.

Seven, if this works, you taught me well.

I thought we could get moody gone but alas we couldn't. hopefully people don't scumread for taking so long to hammer

realised I havent pit anything here. Am expexting to die tonight. Results were all true.

Seven wrote: ↑Fri Sep 20, 2024 4:16 am I walk the line between trust and treachery, a guide to the light or a shadow in the dark. In the silence, I gather truth and lies alike, weaving them into choices that define the Night. Whether I stand in defense of hope or sow the seeds of doubt, I play the game with the same steady hand. I am both the voice of reason and the whisper of betrayal. I am Chat GPT.

I will treat your continued exploitation of my Mafia skills as confirmation that I am in fact, the best mafia player on the planet!

Seven wrote:

I'm trying a gambit for the first time, I want to be night eliminated because my scum radar is so shit. Please do not respond.

Boom thats how it's done.

Sorry Santy you tried very hard to get out of the hole you were in but couldnt.

Said this last time but im clearly dying tonight

Hopefully I die tonight

well, is today going to be a quickhammer for JC? i kinda want more info, but I also don't want to let things change course

At this point I'm really hoping I'm wrong about Seven's death, otherwise we're cooked.

I've been agonising in my own private scumchat.

At the end of the day, I have to kill Fred tonight because of his ability, which means I have to convince Thea to vote for moody over me.

The problem is, killing Fred makes me look scummy. He's going to target me when he gets voted off.

I might big brain it and kill Thea, and explain to Fred that this means that it can't possibly be me, scum would never do that - night kill analysis.

Maybe that's the ticket? Ugh.

If it's not Madge or if Madge figures out I'm vanilla, we're cooked.

WIFOM=Wine In Front Of Me
that should answer all of your questions

Now pick:

Wine in front of me

https://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=WIFOM

Wine in front of you

Ooops, poison

Damn, good luck madge, I'd have no idea what the optimal play would be in this situation either if I didn't know Fred was a lying liar, just letting you know your faithful audience is on the edge of their seat.

Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrropplllets hit the fucking earth; now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

So most likely going to be in the final 3 ELO as town since I am never NKed, a record which is not likely to be upset this game. Two other times I was scum in this scenario, once in a Dethy game which doesn't really count, and once against Madge. Too bad it's most likely going to be her who is the scum in this one, as I could remind her about how confident I was in that one versus how tentative I'm going to be now. Night ends about 11pm my time, so I'm going to be in bed for the first 8 hours of the day give or take. If it's Fred and Madge voting eachother when I actually do get to look at the thread, my head is going to explode since that would make me kingmaker with it being game point.

Help me Thea, you're my only hope.

well, now we're in endgame and i'm scared

i struggled with who to vote out to the point where my husband helped me draw up a probability chart

in the end of the day my husband was the one who said "kill thea, because it's best for moody to kill thea"

i think he's right: i think that thea was souring on me by YesterDay, and feeling better about moody.

i also think that thea is a bit wiser to my tricks and manipulative nature than fred is

i'm hoping this Day will be the Day that bessie and frankly everyone points to when they say that I'm really good and slippery as scum and am terrifying, and i'll get super frustrated next game i play and (likely) roll town on because people will vote me off on principal

and y'know, if they'd done that to me D1 instead of taking one of my performative slips as a townslip and ignoring the other performative slip that Seven briefly needled, then the course of the game would not have rested in the hands of one perosn