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Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2021 6:01 am**

*wakes up*
Ooh, breakfast time!

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2021 7:59 pm**

What are you eating?

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2021 12:46 am**

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2021 5:38 am**

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2021 6:08 am**

*puts ratammer into one of the holes in a waffle*

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:20 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2021 9:50 pm**

Aw, do you not like waffles?

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2021 10:03 pm**

I've never been in one before.

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2021 10:33 pm**

and I haven't had a pancake blanket over me before.

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2021 10:55 pm**

Touché.

Posted: **Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:09 am**

*goes back to sleep*

Posted: **Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:55 am**

*peeks under your hat*

Posted: **Sat Oct 23, 2021 4:44 pm**

*fur*

Posted: **Sat Oct 23, 2021 5:29 pm**

*nods in approval, replaces the hat*

Posted: **Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:01 pm**

*casts a magic spell*

Posted: **Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:00 pm**

On what?

Posted: **Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:18 pm**

*turns my hat into an ice cream cone*

Posted: **Sat Oct 23, 2021 11:03 pm**

Posted: **Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:44 am**

*eats my hat*
*gets another hat*

Posted: **Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:05 pm**

Can you magic up any number of hats?

Posted: **Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:35 pm**

*magics up a large number of hats on ratammer's head*

Posted: **Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:07 pm**

*collapses under the weight*

Posted: **Sun Oct 24, 2021 7:27 pm**

aww
*takes the hats off of you*
You're skeleton-ish, can you reform like the dry bones in Mario games?

Posted: **Mon Oct 25, 2021 5:26 am**

The skeleton is just a costume! I'm a normal rat under this.

Posted: **Mon Oct 25, 2021 6:01 am**

A costume that can make you a skeleton? How does that work?
(also 1000th post)

Longest time as the last post