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Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2024 10:38 pm
by phillip1882
you get running shoes
i insert my computer
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 3:41 am
by Freddino18
You get a better graphics card.
I insert a crumpled napkin.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 2:26 pm
by Suzaku
You get a napkin perfectly starched and folded into the shape of a ship.
I insert a three-masted barquentine.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 5:18 pm
by Freddino18
You get a bottle, a pile of twigs, and a pair of tweezers.
I insert a Weezer poster
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 11:39 pm
by Jplus
You get back your poster, but rolled up in a sturdy cylindrical case.
I insert a tin of beeswax.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 3:40 am
by Freddino18
You get a half-used tub of MinWax
I insert a paint stirrer.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 7:27 am
by somitomi
You get a can of paint, shaken, not stirred
I insert martini
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 1:47 pm
by Suzaku
You get appletini.
I put in a green apple.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 8:58 pm
by Jplus
You get a big yacht.
I insert seawater.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 9:26 pm
by phillip1882
you get a pirate
i insert truth
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 10:33 pm
by Freddino18
You get Virginia Dare
I insert a log
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 1:50 am
by Suzaku
You get a logbook.
I put in an almanac.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 4:28 am
by Freddino18
You get a very confused farmer.
I insert a combine harvester.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 8:10 am
by somitomi
You get a steam traction engine
I insert a distraction
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 3:36 pm
by Suzaku
You get destruction.
I insert the apocalypse.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 8:52 pm
by Freddino18
You get it NOW!
I insert an overly enthusiastic advertisement.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 6:38 am
by Suzaku
You get a very shouty man shouting in your ear.
I insert a kitchen device that juliennes, whatever that is.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 1:05 pm
by phillip1882
you get cooking
i insert food
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 3:48 pm
by Suzaku
You get hunger.
I insert famine.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 5:30 pm
by Freddino18
You get a bloody river
I insert a dam euphemism
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 5:58 pm
by somitomi
You get obscene graffiti on a hydroelectric power plant
I insert a poem on an underground wall
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 9:53 pm
by Jplus
You get rabbits.
I insert a fox.
Suzaku wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2024 6:38 am
I insert a kitchen device that juliennes, whatever that is.
A
mandoline.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2024 3:01 am
by Suzaku
You get a vixen.
I insert a goose.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2024 4:37 am
by Freddino18
You lose your keys
I insert Keyes
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2024 7:49 am
by Suzaku
You get 2.8 square miles (7.3 km2), all of it land.
I insert 2.8 square miles (7.3 km2) of ocean.