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Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2024 5:39 pm**

I don't think hissing is loud enough to wake someone.

Anyway, you won't eat me right now - I'm a fox.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2024 5:41 pm**

Then what purpose does that instinct accomplish?

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2024 5:42 pm**

Not all instincts are useful.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2024 5:43 pm**

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2024 7:01 pm**

*fox noises*

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2024 7:02 pm**

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2024 9:01 pm**

*squeak*

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2024 7:19 am**

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2024 12:22 pm**

Hopefully the longest time.

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2024 3:52 pm**

*shortens your time as last post*

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2024 4:49 pm**

At least you didn't shorten my tails.

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2024 5:50 pm**

*shrink rays you*

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2024 9:30 pm**

Nooooo! My tails (and the rest of me)!

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2024 6:34 am**

*goes to bed*

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2024 6:38 am**

Leaving me like this?!

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2024 4:01 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2024 4:42 pm**

*squeaks to try and wake you*

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2024 4:55 pm**

*dreams about mice*

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2024 5:01 pm**

*flies around the cat's head trying to attract her attention*

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2024 6:25 pm**

*dreams about helicopters*

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2024 6:58 pm**

*flies a little plane around*

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2024 7:02 pm**

*dreams about being in a little airport*

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2024 10:10 pm**

*dreams about being bigger again*

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2024 11:20 pm**

*feeds ratammer a mega mushroom in her sleep*

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2024 5:11 am**

Wooooo! Big ratfox!

Longest time as the last post