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Posted: **Mon Aug 21, 2023 2:24 am**

Don't be sad. Here, have another duck.

Posted: **Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:10 pm**

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:02 am**

i shall have to taunt you again!
i fart in your general direction you son of a window dresser!

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:03 am**

so what's new?

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2023 6:23 pm**

Not much.

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2023 9:40 pm**

What is this, the double post thread?

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:18 am**

Eh

Eh

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:10 pm**

Ah

Ah

Posted: **Sun Aug 27, 2023 10:24 pm**

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Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 3:19 am**

nah,

boo boo

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 6:09 am**

Eek! Two ghosts!

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:56 am**

One ghost would be scarier.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 4:57 pm**

Would it?

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 6:12 pm**

I don't know. I thought I'd have a punchline for that by the time I would reply.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 6:41 pm**

I never have a punchline

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 6:54 pm**

*punches*

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 7:44 pm**

boxing gloves only

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:16 pm**

I'd box any item of clothing.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:40 pm**

Your face is a box.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:44 pm**

A make up box.

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:46 am**

ok I'm finally gonna ask what's up with the green user name

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2023 7:19 pm**

You must not say duck