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Posted: **Tue Apr 16, 2024 5:19 am**

Vowels are too essential. They're more like starters.

Posted: **Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:28 am**

Gd nght

Posted: **Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:20 pm**

See? Your party feels incomplete.

Posted: **Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:37 pm**

Bt yoo is one of the less-common vowels; maybe yor party only starts with a, e, i, and o (and sometimes the dal-type y).

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2024 5:18 am**

Perhaps.

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:06 am**

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2024 5:57 pm**

*squeak*

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:29 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:15 pm**

Starting next week, I'm switching from 5 days a week in the office to 3.

Posted: **Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:07 am**

Two more days in the onice
or the offvapor?

Posted: **Thu Apr 18, 2024 5:17 am**

Whichever name you'd use for my house.

Posted: **Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:53 am**

Well, I haven't seen your house, so I don't know whether it's an onice or an offvapor.

Posted: **Thu Apr 18, 2024 5:59 pm**

How would you tell?

Posted: **Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:13 pm**

Well, which would you use to describe it?

Posted: **Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:27 pm**

I wouldn't.

Posted: **Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:23 pm**

…so, then, two more days in the indescribable house.

Posted: **Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:17 pm**

Just how I like it.

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:10 am**

*tries to describe your house*

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2024 5:48 pm**

And fails?

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:14 pm**

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:19 pm**

The prophecy is fulfilled.

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2024 12:13 am**

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:07 am**

Good meowning.

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:55 am**

Good squenight

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:34 am**

That's the stuff.

Longest time as the last post