Longest time as the last post

[chridd]

*goes towards the squawks*

[ratammer]

No! It's a trap!

[chridd]

*the squawks lead me to a mousetrap, which I notice and don't activate*

[ratammer]

Phew.

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

weow

[chridd]

meom

[ratammer]

Mom?

[chridd]

I'm not your mother.

[ratammer]

If you say so.

[chridd]

and I did say so.

[ratammer]

That's what she said.

[chridd]

Talking about me in the third person?

[ratammer]

Would I prefer first person?

[chridd]

ME-ow

[ratammer]

If I say so.

[heuristically_alone]

If I sing so

[ratammer]

I love to hear you sing.

[chridd]

♬meow♬

[ratammer]

You too!

[chridd]

You too = w?

[ratammer]

No, that's youtwo.

[chridd]

so is "u" a secret event-only legendary letter?

[ratammer]

No. It's a vowel.

[chridd]

Why not both?