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Posted: **Mon Mar 04, 2024 7:46 pm**

*squeak*

Posted: **Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:27 pm**

meow, inc.

Posted: **Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:31 pm**

Feel Good, Inc.

Posted: **Mon Mar 04, 2024 9:51 pm**

Kirby's Epic Yarn?

Posted: **Mon Mar 04, 2024 10:56 pm**

Posted: **Mon Mar 04, 2024 11:54 pm**

*opens a locked door*

Posted: **Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:22 am**

*opens my heart*

Posted: **Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:41 am**

I hope there's a surgeon around

Posted: **Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:47 am**

To unbreak my heart?

Posted: **Tue Mar 05, 2024 7:26 am**

Hopefully.

I mean, if you cut open an internal organ, and you aren't a trained surgeon who knows what they're doing, it might already be too late.

Posted: **Tue Mar 05, 2024 7:19 pm**

Will the surgeon say they'll love me again?

Posted: **Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:12 pm**

Does it matter what they say when you're on general anesthesia?

Posted: **Tue Mar 05, 2024 9:39 pm**

Who's General Anesthesia?

Posted: **Tue Mar 05, 2024 10:53 pm**

The surgeon general

Posted: **Tue Mar 05, 2024 10:57 pm**

The surging general.

Posted: **Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:01 pm**

*uses a surge protector*

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:21 am**

Raichu protects Lt. Surge.

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2024 7:52 am**

Sorry, I'm not into Ubuntu releases

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2024 7:31 pm**

Well, maybe they're not into you either!

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:22 pm**

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2024 6:43 am**

*squeak*

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2024 7:52 am**

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2024 7:10 pm**

*leaves out a plate of milk*

Posted: **Fri Mar 08, 2024 5:46 am**

*turns the milk into ice cream, and eats it*

Longest time as the last post