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Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2024 5:21 am
by Suzaku
You get a lovely rosehip tea.

I insert green coffee beans.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2024 7:04 pm
by Jplus
you get an industrial fluidized bed coffee roaster

I insert machine lubricant

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2024 9:12 am
by Sean Quixote
The machine gives you a nod of approval. A couple months later, your action is reviewed positively in the ASME Journal of Tribology.


I put Solomon Grundy into the machine.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2024 2:51 pm
by phillip1882
you get the hulk

i insert doom and gloom

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2024 6:18 pm
by Jplus
you get a disorganized band of nihilists

I insert Walter Sobchak (from The big Lebowski)

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2024 4:26 pm
by somitomi
You get a travesty, man

I insert a rug

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2024 9:09 pm
by Jplus
you get a better rug in return

I insert a Roomba

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2024 10:41 am
by Freddino18
You get a sick beat

I insert a beat stick

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2024 7:53 pm
by phillip1882
you get a drum

i insert a rock 'n roll band

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 1:47 am
by Jplus
you get a yellow submarine

I insert a rubber duck

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 11:32 am
by Freddino18
You get a cardboard box. A boxen.

I insert the "I before E" rule.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 12:02 pm
by LingEarth
You get the word "weird".

I insert an overdue library book.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 11:14 pm
by phillip1882
you get a small fine

i insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 4:55 am
by Freddino18
You get Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

I insert Panglacial Wurm

(will edit and check if I spelled that right after posting)

Edit: I got it right!

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 4:21 pm
by phillip1882
you get the magic the gathering library

i insert rummy

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2024 5:05 am
by Freddino18
You get a whiskey sour

I insert a lemonade stand

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 1:54 am
by Suzaku
You get lemons.

I put in limes.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2024 1:34 pm
by phillip1882
you get fruit

i insert coffee

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2024 11:18 pm
by Suzaku
You get tea.

I put in a tea bag.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 10:07 pm
by phillip1882
you get a drink

i insert Kentucky Fried Chicken

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 11:33 am
by Freddino18
You get Albuquerque Boiled Turkey

I insert a ring

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 4:58 pm
by phillip1882
you get married

i insert myself

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2024 7:56 am
by Freddino18
You get a self-insert OC

I insert a reuseable heat pack

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2024 11:33 am
by phillip1882
you get muscle relaxion

i insert the time of day

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 4:34 pm
by ratammer
You get the four seasons.

I insert an ad break.