Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

Well, get further, then!

[chridd]

I'm getting further in the year as fast as I can!
(although you seem to be ahead of me no matter what I do)

[ratammer]

*scurries ahead*

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

*squeak*

[chridd]

*meows in pacific standard time*

[ratammer]

*squeaks in GMT*

[chridd]

*whispers* pst!

[ratammer]

*listens*

[chridd]

pst! It's almost midnight!

[ratammer]

It will be. But it isn't.

[chridd]

Well, it's not now.

[ratammer]

Finally, something about the time we can agree on.

[chridd]

pst! Good afternoon!
gmt! Good evening!

[ratammer]

Hi.

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

Where'd my wife go?

[chridd]

me-don'tkn-ow

[ratammer]

*eyes you suspiciously*

[chridd]

*is innocent*

[ratammer]

Are you? Or are you... nocent?

[chridd]

outnocent?

[ratammer]

Exnocent.

[chridd]

Was previously nocent, before the breakup?

[ratammer]

Nocent, and certainly nodollar.