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i saw a jackal on the oryx cam this morning! I'm going to out it in my laptop screen while i work

Out it? Gay jackal?

there were two jackals! maybe they were boyfriends!

meow

*woof*

Are you a jackal boyfriend??

I might be.

meow

*bark*

treeammer

*bite*

i'm unsure which was worse

*apples*
*oranges*

hmmmm those are both pretty mid fruit. i don't like most fruit, but i'm trying to be better about it

I like pineapples best.

I like mango but they're annoying to eat, so I have an understanding with my humanhusband: if I ask him to cut me up a mango, he always will, and he gives me all the pieces of mango in a bowl with a fork and he eats the seed and skin,

I don't deserve him <3

i just generated a pic of us trying each other's favourite fruit, aren't we cute?

Are the seeds and skin edible?

Yes, we are very cute!

meow

*squeak*

meow

Night.