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Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:08 pm
by ratammer
You get a space bar.

I put in a mocktail.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:20 pm
by chridd
You get a real tail.

I put in mach speed.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:22 pm
by marionic
You get much speed, wow, so velocity

I put in doge.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:23 pm
by somitomi
You get moonshine.
I get ninjad

You get a cate.

I put in sleeplessness

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:28 pm
by chridd
You get tired.

I put in sleepiness.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:37 pm
by somitomi
You get sleep

I put in artifical lighting

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:57 pm
by ratammer
You get artificial lightning.

I put in parsnips.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 12:06 am
by chridd
You get an old-timey Homestar Runner cartoon.

I put in a keyboard and some boxing gloves.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 12:07 am
by ratammer
You get a well-armed piano.

I put in ox tongue.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 2:03 pm
by quasijem
You get a sandwich.

I put in a catammer.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 2:51 pm
by ratammer
You get the butterfly that lives on her head.

I put in a cricket bat.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:16 pm
by somitomi
You get the English Ramones

I put in a dead lead-acid battery

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:19 pm
by ratammer
You get a battery acid leak all over your shoes.

I put in an autopsy report.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:22 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get an updated autopsy report.

I put in an attorney badge.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:28 pm
by ratammer
You get an objection.

I put in a bucket and spade.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 6:44 pm
by LingEarth
You get an Ace of Spades in a bucket.

I put in a road.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 6:52 pm
by ratammer
You get to Rome.

I put in the scorekeeper bot.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 7:49 pm
by quasijem
You get 10 points!

I put in 5 chips and some vinegar.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:48 pm
by ratammer
You get an explanation of why most British chip shops no longer use actual vinegar.

I put in a typewriter.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:55 pm
by LingEarth
You get a quantum computer.

I put in Julius Caesar.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:04 pm
by ratammer
You get stabbed in the back.

I put in a Ling wing.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:06 pm
by heuristically_alone
You get more empty space.

I put in a caffeine free energy drink.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:07 pm
by ratammer
You get all the caffeine they had to take out to make it.

I put in the tough men from heury's sig.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2021 7:24 am
by heuristically_alone
You get a picture of my dad.

I put in the memory of a bird.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2021 7:36 am
by ratammer
You get future memories with a rat!

I put in flickbot.