Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get sued

i insert a lawyer

[ratammer]

You get an objection.

I put in a map of the Czech Republic.

[phillip1882]

you get its' president.

i insert virtual memory.

[Freddino18]

You get a virtual machine.

I insert Linux.

[heuristically_alone]

You get a friendly hello world message.

I insert a giant snake

[phillip1882]

you get an anaconda

I insert the food chain.

[Sean Quixote]

You get Staphylococcus.

I insert ChatGPT.

[heuristically_alone]

You get world domination.

I insert a Will Smith movie.

[Sean Quixote]

You get a G.I. Jane joke.

I put ambient depression in the machine.

[phillip1882]

you get active happiness

i insert gravity

[LingEarth]

You fall into the machine.

I insert a cat.

[phillip1882]

you get a meow

i insert jesus

[heuristically_alone]

You get saved.

I insert a woof.

[phillip1882]

you get a dog

i insert a wolf

[ratammer]

You get a howl, but no moving castle.

I insert a danish.

[Sean Quixote]

You hear a faint whisper coming from the vending machine, "Tak, tak." Suddenly, a tiny Dutch flag pops out from the coin return slot. When you unfold it, you realize that you have been granted an all-expenses-paid trip to Djibouti!


I put a hamburger in the machine.

[somitomi]

You get a sandwich

I put in a hot dog

[Sean Quixote]

You get a taco shell.


I place Paul Allen's business card inside the machine.

[phillip1882]

you get a credit card charge.

i insert visa

[chridd]

The vending machine now owes you one coke, which it'll give you at the end of the month.

I insert an OLED Nintendo Switch.

[Sean Quixote]

You get a seven-segment display.

I feed a cat to the machine.

[Freddino18]

You get a butterfly.

I insert a hula doll.

[phillip1882]

you get a hula hoop

i insert Hawaii

[Freddino18]

You get Eggman singing and several explosions.

I insert Penny.

[Sean Quixote]

You receive $5.047681115997211e+167 in change.

I put Perlin noise in the machine.