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bessie wrote: ↑Tue Apr 26, 2022 12:54 am

Wam wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:05 pm Only I get to sus the worst

I don’t understand this comment can you explain?

Attempt at humour as madge was being rude about the worst.

sorry wam, I'm not budging. if someone is eliminated today, we instantly lose if theyre town. that's a 4/6 chance of instant loss. no chance I'm voting a player today.

p sure 4:2 (4/6 chance of instant loss) no lim => 3:2 (3/5. chance of instant loss but also have night results) is just objectively better.

I have played in over a hundred games of mafia across my long, long life. Those who've suffered me will attest, I am a stickler for play that is objectively good. Ive advocated for no lim in 99% of games, and I am choosing to make this one my exception. my wincon requires smart play to not instantly lose if theres more than one scum. and no lim is the smart play.

solve is:

worst - town
Wam
somi
mark
bessie
boom
sabrar, Madge- confirmed scum

who would put us in this dire situation, you may ask?
what kind of cruel monster would run this game, you may ask?

turn your anger at madge, not me. for she is the true villain in this game.

I promise my soapboxing is a bit. I will run out of energy for it pretty quickly.

How do you know about the N1 issue?

Also how do you know eliminating madge doesn't count ?

boomfrog wrote: ↑Tue Apr 26, 2022 11:13 pm Why does anything happen really? A cosmic chain of events starting with the big bang and culminating in this: the, for the moment, pinnacle achievement of mankind. But the most relevant intermediate step of that chain is that I think you are the person here who it's hardest for me to get a good read on (though the competition is fierce).

So will you take the bait? help me with my experiment?

I reserve my judgement on whether this is a trap

bessie wrote: ↑Wed Apr 27, 2022 1:36 am You make this claim but you do nothing to back it up. Present your case for your current vote and try to persuade others to vote with you, or move your vote somewhere else. -1

You know how sometimes you don't recognise that I'm just goofing off? This was one of those times.

I could be persuaded to move to madge though, she has sent me a pm that reeks of TMI.

Wam wrote: ↑Wed Apr 27, 2022 9:15 am How do you know about the N1 issue?

What N1 issue?

the worst wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 11:53 am Confirm.

vote: no elim

I am informed that if we elim day one, the scumteam will be able to use their factional kill twice n1.

@Wam it's ridiculous to suggest we shoudlnt confirm. RIDICULOUS!! how dare. what were you thinking.

@somi the Above N1 issue

Wam wrote: ↑Wed Apr 27, 2022 9:15 am How do you know about the N1 issue?

My role pm includes that i am "informed". Idk its Madge's nonsense not mine.

Wam wrote: ↑Wed Apr 27, 2022 9:16 am Also how do you know eliminating madge doesn't count ?

Its a gamble I guess I'm willing to take? Id strongly prefer "no lim" to be safe!

I'm back! You all missed me me me.

Wam wrote: ↑Wed Apr 27, 2022 8:26 am unvote

Vote the worst

Interesting. I think your vote for Madge was an awkward attempt at distancing from your buddy, and that you are looking for a reason to move your vote.

the worst wrote: ↑Wed Apr 27, 2022 8:52 am I have played in over a hundred games of mafia across my long, long life. Those who've suffered me will attest, I am a stickler for play that is objectively good. Ive advocated for no lim in 99% of games, and I am choosing to make this one my exception. my wincon requires smart play to not instantly lose if theres more than one scum. and no lim is the smart play.

solve is:

worst - town
Wam
somi
mark
bessie
boom
sabrar, Madge- confirmed scum

Do you mean “advocated against no lim”?

Interestingly, you claimed earlier that you don’t make mostakes; however, your post has several.

somitomi wrote: ↑Wed Apr 27, 2022 7:25 pm I could be persuaded to move to madge though, she has sent me a pm that reeks of TMI.

What more evidence of her scumminess do you need?


Today’s dog pic, which complements yesterday’s pic. My daily departure.

madge wrote: ↑Tue Apr 26, 2022 3:33 am PIZZAZZ DOES NOT HAVE A HAMMER, BUT IF THERE ARE FOUR VOTES FOR ONE PERSON MADGE MIGHT BE INCLINED TO END THE DAY

This is a lie. I have voted for you four times.


Vote: Madge

Five times.

The dog whines and pushes against the wall, hoping to move it. The wall, being a wall, fails to oblige.

"We must wait until nightfall, for the Great Ones to sleep," says the boy, the boy who sees the future and the past laid out before him as easily as the present.

The wiley woman shakes her head. "No, I will not listen to your superstitions. We must press on!"

VOTALS:

end day (1) - the worst

MADGE THINKS THREE END DAY VOTES WOULD BE ENOUGH FOR NOW, IS IT DRAGON ON A BIT OR IS IT JUST ME?

madge (2) - bessie, the worst
sabrar (1) - somitomi
wam (1) - boomfrog
the worst (1) - wam

PIZZAZZ DOES NOT HAVE A HAMMER, BUT IF THERE ARE THREE VOTES FOR ONE PERSON MADGE MIGHT BE INCLINED TO END THE DAY

Pizzazz Mafia:

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Got an amusing message from Madge asking me to save her. Not quite sure how, given I'm not in the player list...

madge wrote: ↑Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:05 am boo

Madge is that post by jimbob a mistake or part of the game?

I don't want to quote it so I can't ping jimbob.

Lol @Jimbob

I figured out what The Worst is doing. Sorry buddy, good try, we'll see if we can make it work at some point.

Vote Mark

You must sing and dance in the court of Madge the boring.

Also, @somi, can you please have some actual opinions please?

"THE GREAT ONES ARE NOT SLEEPING. IT WILL BE FOOLISH TO CHALLENGE THEM," cries the all-seeing boy, whose eyes become inky black orbs.

The wiley woman's clothes become still more tattered. "Remember who the real enemy is, nerd."

The dog stops barking. The wall remains unmoved.

VOTALS:

end day (1) - the worst

MADGE THINKS THREE END DAY VOTES WOULD BE ENOUGH FOR NOW, IS IT DRAGON ON A BIT OR IS IT JUST ME?

madge (2) - bessie, the worst
sabrar (1) - somitomi
the worst (1) - wam
Mark (1) - boomfrog

PIZZAZZ DOES NOT HAVE A HAMMER, BUT IF THERE ARE THREE VOTES FOR ONE PERSON MADGE MIGHT BE INCLINED TO END THE DAY

Pizzazz Mafia:

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For those reading these spoilers, my previous post was a proper in-game post by the way (as is this one). I'm curious to know who is reading this though. If you read this post, please include a vegetable in your next post.

bessie wrote: ↑Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:19 am

madge wrote: ↑Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:05 am boo

Madge is that post by jimbob a mistake or part of the game?

I don't want to quote it so I can't ping jimbob.

Ping

Pizzazz Mafia:

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Wam wrote: ↑Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:10 am Ping

Pong!

bessie wrote: ↑Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:19 am I don't want to quote it so I can't ping jimbob.

It's okay, no real spoilers here...

Jimbobs appearance is very puzzling. Also implies that we can hammer madge. Let the pizzazz roll

vote madge

Ps I just keep reading pizzazz as a pizza and now I want a pizza! Preferably cheese and tomato!

The walls in the maze move.

The all-seeing boy's eyes return to their normal appearance.

The dog barks, incessantly.

VOTALS:

end day (1) - the worst

MADGE THINKS THREE END DAY VOTES WOULD BE ENOUGH FOR NOW, IS IT DRAGON ON A BIT OR IS IT JUST ME?

madge (3) - bessie, the worst, wam
sabrar (1) - somitomi
the worst (1) - wam
Mark (1) - boomfrog

PIZZAZZ DOES NOT HAVE A HAMMER, BUT IF THERE ARE THREE VOTES FOR ONE PERSON MADGE MIGHT BE INCLINED TO END THE DAY

HOWEVER I DON'T THINK I WILL END THE DAY RIGHT NOW, MAYBE A BIT LATER, I WANT TO HAVE DINNER FIRST IF THAT IS OK WITH EVERYONE, I MIGHT FORGET TO COME BACK LOL

Pizzazz Mafia:

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Wam wrote: ↑Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:59 am Jimbobs appearance is very puzzling. Also implies that we can hammer madge. Let the pizzazz roll

vote madge

Ps I just keep reading pizzazz as a pizza and now I want a pizza! Preferably cheese and tomato!

I think this implies wam has now read the spoilers? (Since he now thinks we can hammer Madge). The only issue is that there are no vegetables in this post... (tomato is not a vegetable). Try harder, wam!

Also, you stole one of my jokes I was saving for later

Pizzazz Mafia:

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@somitomi, I know what you did by the way...

Pizzazz Mafia @ Jimbob

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are these the spoilers of war????

@madge am I meant to be voting twice?