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Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 6:22 pm
by ratammer
You get some creepy voicemails.
I put in my email address.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 6:38 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get emails from a Nigerian prince trying to smuggle his fortune into the country that's willing to share his riches if you help him get through.
I put in an edit.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 6:41 pm
by marionic
You get a deletion.
I put in a spoiler.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 6:57 pm
by ratammer
You get a bumper sticker.
I put in a prosecutor.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:19 pm
by quasijem
You get an executor.
I put in six trenchcoats and a human.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 1:26 am
by heuristically_alone
You get a date.
I put in a pizza phone number.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:24 am
by ratammer
You get cold pizza delivered to the wrong address.
I put in a Covid vaccine.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:16 am
by heuristically_alone
You get two shots.
I put in a shotgun.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:47 am
by somitomi
You get a backseat.
I put in a seat belt
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:16 am
by quasijem
You get belted.
I put in the dna for the pain receptors of an octopus.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 12:52 pm
by ratammer
You feel the pain an octopus feels when its husband asks for a divorce.
I put in a unicorn horn.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 1:13 pm
by LingEarth
You get a pegasus wing.
I put in loneliness.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 4:47 pm
by ratammer
You get a crowd of online friends!
I put in my glasses.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:33 pm
by quasijem
You get your mugs.
I put in bail.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:15 pm
by ratammer
You get a bay leaf.
I put in a quasar.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:17 pm
by LingEarth
You get a high-energy burst of radio emissions.
I insert that high-energy burst of radio emissions.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:25 pm
by ratammer
You get the original quasar but somehow mirrored?
I insert a jalapeño.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:33 pm
by The Snide Sniper
You get a jalapeyes.
I insert a pair of googly eyes.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:37 pm
by ratammer
You get a pair of googly breasts.
I insert Bing.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:39 pm
by chridd
You get Duck Duck Go
I insert the "must not say duck" thread
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:40 pm
by LingEarth
You get a quack.
I insert the Vending machine thread.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:41 pm
by chridd
You get a bottle of soda
I insert the necromancy thread
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:00 pm
by ratammer
You get a zombie.
I insert quasijem.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:05 pm
by quasijem
You get several smaller, actual jems!
I insert the mes back in.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:07 pm
by LingEarth
You get everyone else.
I insert empty space.