Longest time as the last post

[madge]

*squints*

[chridd]

ch*rp

[madge]

*squints even more*

[Freddino18]

Ooh!

I'm a Senior Technical Business Analyst! So you can call me Diana STBA!

You can call me Fred CSWP. Or Daddy.

[madge]

Oh! Hello, Mr Ratammer! *curtsies*

It's such pleasure to finally meet you! Thank you for raising such a wonderful ratwife for me to love!!!!

[ratammer]

Fred isn't my dad.

...I'm his! DUN-DUN-DUNNNNN

[madge]

Wait, is this a time travel paradox thing

[ratammer]

It might just be regular incest.

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

It might just be regular catness.

[madge]

that's true it's not a big deal in cat or rat culture! sorry, i didn't mean to assume

[ratammer]

It's fine, dear. I'm glad you're learning. <3

[madge]

me too!

[ratammer]

*stinky rat kisses*

[madge]

*stinky human kisses*

omg i need a shower!!!! *mortified, runs into the bathroom*

[ratammer]

I like you, stinky or not! (Preferably stinky but I can understand if you prefer not to be!)

[Freddino18]

*Holds nose*

[chridd]

*destinks everyone. again.*

[Freddino18]

Thanko kittle

[ratammer]

I should build a stink room where chridd isn't allowed and everything is always stinky.

[chridd]

I should build a nonstink room where ratammer isn't allowed in unless she's non-stinky.

[ratammer]

I would never enter it.

[chridd]

Announcement: Mandatory meeting in the non-stink room tomorrow.

[ratammer]

Have fun meeting without me!

[chridd]

*prepares for the meeting*