Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 6:38 pm
What sort of magic?
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Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 6:41 pm
Unicorn magic.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 10:17 pm
That makes me horny.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:45 pm
kisses ratammer
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:52 pm
*kisses phillip back*
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 4:01 pm
i make friendship magic for ratammer
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 9:39 pm
I embrace the friendship magic.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 4:11 pm
tickles ratammer
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:50 pm
*giggles and squirms*
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:25 pm
gives ratammer a pillow
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:44 pm
*soaks the pillow*
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 8:49 pm
...With what?
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 4:12 am
I get sweaty...
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 11:52 am
Phew.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 1:29 am
now that is a stinky one!
i remove ratammer's BO
i remove ratammer's BO
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:25 am
Nooo! Don't harm ratammer's stink!
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:37 pm
you don't want to smell nice?
gives ratammer an encyclopedia
gives ratammer an encyclopedia
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 6:23 am
No, I want to stay stinky!
*uses the encyclopedia to look up more ways to get stinkier*
*uses the encyclopedia to look up more ways to get stinkier*
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 3:29 am
you little stinker!
gives ratammer some running shoes.
gives ratammer some running shoes.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 6:17 am
*goes for a run and gets sweatier and stinkier* 
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 5:26 pm
gives the gift of gab.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 7:18 pm
*talks way too much about Doctor Who*
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2023 7:36 pm
gives ratammer something to smile about.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2023 8:03 pm
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Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 5:47 am
it seems you've evolved from rat to cat