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if you really had such a thing, how would you use it?

Hmm... make games, make music, make comics, make anything I wanted!

i would try sex first and foremost

Nice.

ring around the rosy, pockets full of posies, ashes ashes we all fall down

I'd give you roses.

if i knew you were coming i'd of baked a cake, baked a cake, baked a cake.
f i knew you were coming i'd of baked a cake, how'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

Here, have a spider. Maybe that'll help.

The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.

The pants go marching

and now for a message from our sponsors
Greetings friends. i am phillip. lover of chess, baduk, and sid's civilization 4.
all are welcome to play with me, so long as you play fair.
now, first things first, except when they're not. treat me with respect and I'll try to return the favor.
life in general is what you make of it. it ebbs and flows in ways that sometimes seem impossible.
I've survived many things I shouldn't have.
I don't want to post what i went through but it was bad. I've tried to keep a positive attitude though, and its been enough.

Ba-duk?

no, baduk is a board game.
a challenging one to be sure.

i would like to vent, but this isn't the place for it
anyway...
i'm going to a baduk tournament in 3 weeks, wish me luck

Good luck!

*feels lucky*

*feels ducky*

hey! you used the illegal word!
now i must give you a taunting!
i fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!

How rude!

sniper or me?

Both of you. Play nice, children.

they say there's only one punishment for rudeness,
you must tie me down to a bed, and spank me.

...If you insist!

hehehe, monty python, always good for a laugh