New XKCD Forums

You get the Bee Movie

I insert pencil lead

You get lead poisoning.

I insert a Cornish pasty.

you get sugar

I insert Gumball

You get the Cannonball Run

I insert a convoy

you get a car

i insert friendship

You get magic.

I insert Spring.

You get a mattress.

I insert a rap battle.

You get two people wrapping presents.

I insert a comma.

you get a semi colon

i insert a gold coin

You get a life

I insert a pineapple

You get an orange

I insert the quadratic mean

You get hyperbolic nice

I insert capacitors

you get electricity

i insert compound interest

You get more compound interest.

I insert simple boredom.

you get an activity

i insert a spelling bee

You get an illiterate wasp

I insert a dead car battery

you get a broken down car

i insert a pen

You get an addict.

I insert philosophy.

you get good manners

I insert Aristotle

You get Aristotle's Lantern.

I insert a hat.

you get a coat

i insert reading rainbow

i don't like answering my own but i'd like to revive this

you get a book

i insert ratammer

phillip1882 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 01, 2022 5:58 pm i don't like answering my own but i'd like to revive this

For future reference, if you are the last poster and it's been long enough, the wrench symbol at the bottom gets a new option to bump the thread, which will put it back at the top of the list without needing a new post.

phillip1882 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 01, 2022 5:58 pm i insert ratammer

You get a bad smell.

I insert vaporwave.

You get vaporware

I insert flotsam

You get the Flintstones.

I insert a DVI cable.