Longest time as the last post

[madge]

4000th litre of oil applied

[chridd]

…

[madge]

I am diggin' this peaceful silence

[ratammer]

4000th litre of oil applied

Your wife is drowning.

[madge]

look it's not my fault that one post = 1 litre of oil applied

[ratammer]

Well how do I get out of all this oil??

[chridd]

Well

*digs a well into all that oil to get it out*
That's how.

[madge]

noice!

[chridd]

Yep, the ice is gone too!

[madge]

That's global warming for ya

[ratammer]

And I'm warming to ya!

[madge]

i'd hope so we've been marri3d for several pages now

[chridd]

Marriage is available in 3D now?

[madge]

yeah, you put on these red and green glasses, it's pretty spiffy

[chridd]

"I now pronounce you left eye and right eye."

[ratammer]

i'd hope so we've been marri3d for several pages now

In a good marriage, you like each other more and more each page. <3

[heuristically_alone]

With the occasional page of silent treatment

[ratammer]

But I love the sound of my own voice, and so I assume everyone else does.

[madge]

i mean you'd have to, to be so dedicated to this whole thing yeah?

[heuristically_alone]

Mm mm sounds

[ratammer]

My voice sounds like rat squeaks.

[madge]

mine sounds like KC And The Sunshine Band's 1976 hit (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty

[ratammer]

That's why it turns me on so much!

[chridd]

meow meow meow

[madge]

Shake shake shakje