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Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2022 2:19 pm
by LingEarth
You get 1ยข interest.
I insert a hard drive that's just been formatted.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2022 6:37 pm
by chridd
You get a CD-ROM with zero files on it (not writeable).
I insert an unformatted blank floppy disk.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:15 pm
by phillip1882
you get a cpu program
i insert linux
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2022 9:05 am
by chridd
The vending machine is now running Linux.
I insert rm -rf /
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 3:38 pm
by phillip1882
you get a console
i insert butter
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 3:26 am
by jimbobmacdoodle
You get margarine.
I insert Marge.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 6:01 am
by phillip1882
you get homer
i insert patience
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:55 am
by LingEarth
You get to wait a long time before the vending machine gives you anything.
I insert a mountain.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 8:02 pm
by phillip1882
you get a river
i insert a penalty shot
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 8:16 pm
by ratammer
You get a shot in the head.
I insert salt and vinegar.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 10:22 pm
by phillip1882
you get a potato chip
i insert peppermint
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2022 8:43 am
by jimbobmacdoodle
You get minted pepper.
You also finally get a deck of playing cards after waiting a long time.
I insert this forum thread.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2022 12:07 pm
by LingEarth
You get the vending machine.
I insert jimbobmacdoodle into their own vending machine.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2022 4:49 pm
by jimbobmacdoodle
You get
https://xkcd.com/209/.
I insert my vending machine into the original vending machine.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:09 am
by phillip1882
you get recursion
i insert honinbo shusaku
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:09 pm
by Mark_Cangila
You get Magnus Carlsen.
I insert 10 crumpled dollar bills.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 8:24 pm
by phillip1882
you get a crumpled 10 dollar bill
i insert a bank
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 11:06 pm
by ratammer
You get bonked.
I put in oil.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:09 am
by phillip1882
you get a car
i insert a diamond
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:30 am
by jimbobmacdoodle
You get a lump of coal.
I insert Phillip.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 9:10 pm
by ratammer
You get 1882.
I insert the Jurassic period.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:01 pm
by phillip1882
you get tyrannosaurus rex
i insert a chicken
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:21 pm
by ratammer
You get a nugget.
I insert a million dollars.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 8:28 pm
by phillip1882
you get an investment strategy
i insert the polar opposite of cheese
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 11:43 pm
by chridd
You get a
map drawn on a cow.
I insert the complex function 1/z.