Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

Where did my wife go?

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

Have you seen her?

[chridd]

meow

[heuristically_alone]

Rawr

[ratammer]

Would you be my husband, heury?

[chridd]

meow

[madge]

THAT'S IT, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GODFORSAKEN CAT MEOWING ALL THE TIME

I WANT A DIVORCE.

[ratammer]

[madge]

*files divorce papers*

[heuristically_alone]

*hides divorce lawyers*

[madge]

What?? Heuey explain urself

[chridd]

meow?

[ratammer]

heury, if you let madge divorce me, it will be easier for me to marry you!

[chridd]

meow

[madge]

OH MY GOD *grabs the cat and stuffs it into a box* QUIET

[chridd]

MROWL!!! HISS!! *scratch*

[madge]

AHHH!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME???? *grabs cat, gets scratched more*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*cries*

[chridd]

*runs away*

[madge]

*blessed silence*

Oh! this is lovely. Ratammer, darling, I don't think I need a divorce anymore. It's so peaceful, just you me and our mysteriously adult baby Heury!

[chridd]

mew

[madge]

*pulls at hair* WHERE DID THAT NOISE COME FROM

[ratammer]

I'm starting to be worried my wife might be crazy.

[madge]

you and me both, darlin'

[chridd]

I'm starting to be worried my wife might be crazy.

I'm starting to worry your wife might not feed her cat.