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madge wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 9:40 am Hamlet is famous for inaction, but eventually, he gets around to GETTING THINGS DONE. Whether it's having his friends murdered or a scheme to kill his uncle (and mother, wups), he can be counted on to finishing the job. Eventually. With violence.

You have a choice: Rosencrantz or Horatio?

Is your neighbour Rozencrantz, or is he Horatio? In other words: does he want you to succeed, or is he secretly plotting against you.

Today you must make that decision: you must publicly post IN BOLD one of the following:

"Boomfrog is not near my conscience. His defeat does by his own insinuation grow." , indicating you wish to kill your Neighbor (Boomfrog). He will die immediately.

"The point!--envenom'd too! Then, venom, to thy work.", indicating you wish to kill someone today (you need not kill in the same message). Note that this killing will be done at the cost of your own life, but has the benefit of being unblockable and irreversible by any means. To do the killing, you will write in bold: "How now? A rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!" *stabs [TARGET]* - this must be done the same day but need not be in the same message as the venom post.

If you do neither, inaction is still your thing, I guess. Post the following in bold: "'Swounds, I should take it: for it cannot be but I am pigeon-liver'd and lack gall." - this will result in no effect.

If you do none of the three, you will die at the end of the day and your vote will not count in the final votals (don't worry, it will count normally in the daytime votals).