Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

You wouldn't trust a cute innocent rat like me?

[madge]

no matter how clean ur eyes are

[chridd]

At least since she doesn't have eyes it'll be easier to avoid her.

[madge]

i don't trust this

[ratammer]

[madge]

AHHH!!!

YOU HAVE EYES

[chridd]

Or at least something red where her eyes should be

[madge]

That doesn't make it better

[ratammer]

Well your eyes are unnaturally green, chridd, and I can't even tell where madge's are.

[madge]

Don't subscribe to the mainstream media's "only people with eyes are beautiful" codswallop

[ratammer]

How do you see?

[madge]

Terrible!

[ratammer]

*bdum-tsch*

[madge]

*saxophone solo*

[chridd]

*accompanies on glockenspiel*

[madge]

we're no strangers to love...

[ratammer]

*toots his own horn*

[madge]

... you know the rules, and so do I

[ratammer]

*disobeys all the rules*

[madge]

WHAT

[ratammer]

Rat butt.

[madge]

ur a butt

[ratammer]

Yes, my butt. *waggles it*

[madge]

fetching tail u have there

[chridd]

meow