Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2022 3:18 pm
Good thing your stink isn't!
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Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2022 7:56 pm
I constantly produce it, so as long as I'm unaffected, there's still a stink.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:00 pm
*casts an unstoppable perpetual thorough anti-stink spell on you and the area around you*
*it works. you are no longer stinky, and you stay un-stinky.*
*it works. you are no longer stinky, and you stay un-stinky.*
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:02 pm
Stop trying to make me un-stinky! I'm stinky and I'll always be stinky.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 2:21 am
Hi, un-stinky rat!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 9:14 am
*looks around to see who you're talking to*
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:37 pm
You!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 7:01 pm
I don't know anyone by that name. Except that cat from Discworld.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 7:27 pm
ratammer, the non-stinky rat!
*holds up a smell-mirror*
*holds up a smell-mirror*
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 7:39 pm
I can smell me fine. Your sense of smell must be wrong.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 8:15 pm
And you can smell that you're not stinky!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 8:20 pm
I can smell my stink just fine.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 10:40 pm
Oh no! You're hallucinating!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 10:57 pm
Or you are.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 1:44 am
Oh no! I'm seeing things! Like a rat who insists she's stinky!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 12:17 pm
If only you could smell things.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 5:55 pm
I'm smelling a nice-smelling, non-stinky rat.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:02 pm
See? Hallucination.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 5:16 pm
Oh, maybe my spell didn't work in the stink that was already in your nose!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:28 pm
Your spell only worked on you!
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:09 pm
No, you just think that.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:14 pm
No, you just think that.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 5:21 am
Maybe we both just think that. Maybe there is no external reality of what's going on here and it's all just happening in our minds.
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 5:27 am
Re: Longest time as the last post
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 6:21 am
Or maybe you smell like something you find unpleasant and I find pleasant.