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Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:17 am
by chridd
You get a demisexual deity.
I insert an ace of spades.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:39 pm
by phillip1882
you get the queen of hearts
i insert the quadratic equation
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 10:24 pm
by ratammer
You get solved.
I insert a golden axe.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 1:17 pm
by LingEarth
You get a silver bullet.
I insert an entangled quantum particle.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 3:27 pm
by somitomi
You get a knotted string
I put in a tachyon
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:17 pm
by phillip1882
you get time travel
i insert the python programming language
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:58 am
by heuristically_alone
You get a world saying hello.
I insert an adult toy.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 8:32 pm
by phillip1882
you get a child's game
i insert a piano
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:27 pm
by ratammer
You get a forte.
I insert some printer ink.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 8:08 pm
by somitomi
You get an "out of paper" error
I insert some printer paper.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 9:15 pm
by ratammer
You get some toilet paper.
I insert a moon.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 9:30 pm
by LingEarth
You get the planet it orbits.
I insert Saturn's rings.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 10:25 pm
by chridd
You get a newly-divorced Saturn.
I insert Dreamcast's rings some rings from Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 10:39 pm
by ratammer
You get a Perfect Bonus.
I insert some hospital scrubs.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 7:34 am
by heuristically_alone
You get vaccinated.
I insert a trophy.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 10:42 pm
by phillip1882
You get first place.
I insert China
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 4:02 pm
by heuristically_alone
You get trillions of dollars of debt
I insert a receipt.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 6:12 pm
by phillip1882
you get a refund
I insert the halting problem
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:04 pm
by LingEarth
The vending machine goes into an infinite loop and you get nothing.
I insert a rainstorm.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:09 pm
by phillip1882
you get a rain dance
i insert thunder and lightning
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:39 pm
by ratammer
You get two dogs.
I insert a cheque for £1,000,000.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 5:54 pm
by phillip1882
you win the lottery
i insert a dollar bill
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:09 pm
by ratammer
You get Bill.
I insert painkillers.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:46 pm
by phillip1882
you get no pain
i insert supercalifragalisticexpealadotious
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:56 pm
by heuristically_alone
You get a sound quite atrocious.
I insert an altoid.