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tries to cool things down for ratammer

gives ratammer a rainy day

I don't usually enjoy those.

tells ratammer a joke

three men were playing golf.
the first man Moses was up.
he hit the ball, it landed on a hill and rolled toward water.
he raised his club above his head and the water spit, and the ball rolled through on to the green.
the second man Jesus was up. he hit the ball it landed on a hill and rolled toward water.
instead of sinking it rolled across the surface of the water and on to the green.
then the third man was up.
he hit the ball and landed on to the hill and rolled toward the water.
a frog came out and ate the ball. then an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog.
as the eagle flew, lightning hit the eagle, the eagle dropped the frog,
the frog landed on the green and belched up the ball, and the ball rolled into the hole.
then Moses turned to Jesus and said, 'You know Jesus I really hate playing golf with your dad.'

glad i could give you a chuckle

gives ratammer a gold coin

*bites it*

it has a metallic taste

directs ratamer to expert advice.
https://www.justanswer.com/sip/ask-the- ... XtEALw_wcB

I don't need a lawyer, but thanks!

*gives ratammer a bubble bath*

*blows some bubbles for ratammer (hoping she's not fire type)*

*happily pops some bubbles*

Yay! *blows more bubbles*

*frolics*

gives ratammer bobble gum

*chews*

your supposed to blow bubbles with it, not just chew.

gives ratammer good breath

*blows*

it smells nice.

gives ratammer bread and butter

I don't like butter. I'll take the bread!

really? that's fairly rare.

how about penult butter instead?

I can't believe you don't like butter!

Sure, peanut butter's fine!