Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2022 2:08 am
basically be very brave, you're near immortal
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you cannot harm ratammer
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Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:10 pm
Nice!
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 10:12 pm
i wish ratammer an early birthday
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 10:45 pm
i change the oil in ratammer's car
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:17 pm
Heh, very very early!
Did you get me the car too?
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:24 pm
no, just whatever second-hand junker you may someday own, its oil was changed today
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:49 pm
Interesting perspective.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2022 4:30 pm
i give ratammer a teddy bear
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2022 5:28 pm
Aww! *plays with it*
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2022 5:33 pm
i give ratammer a puppy
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2022 8:03 pm
That's a lot of responsibility!
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2022 10:06 pm
I hire a personal assistant to take care of ratammer's puppy
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 12:10 am
That's less responsibility and now I have a cute doggy-woggy! 
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 12:17 am
i put a penny in a bank account for ratammer, that doubles in value every week she doesn't try to cash in on the value.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 12:22 am
Oooh... I could be rich someday.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 12:45 am
i clean ratammer's clock (it was very dusty! now it's all sparkling!)
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 12:51 am
Yay! Now I can see the time! ...Wow, it's late!
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 1:43 pm
I cook ratammer a delicious meal with cheeses.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:49 pm
i give ratammer an encyclopedia
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 8:50 pm
I eat the meal while reading the book.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:50 pm
I hire ratammer for his/her dream job
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:53 pm
You mean a drop where I do nothing but eat all day? Sweet!
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2022 8:02 pm
i would personally prefer sex all day, but to each his own.
i show ratammer a glorious future
i show ratammer a glorious future
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2022 9:54 pm
A glorious future of sex all day?
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 1:32 am
we'll see...
gives ratammer a valentine's card
gives ratammer a valentine's card