The Faux Pas Game

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heuristically_alone
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I am your pet rock.

What are you doing right now?
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Re: The Faux Pas Game

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Ahhhh! A talking rock! What the hell!

How could this have happened?
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You were the one that pushed him off the bridge, Frank.

Where did I leave my bag of Marmite?
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So you were the one to steal all the Marmite from the whole neighborhood! And not only that, now you've even lost it!

Where's Waldo?
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Stop stalking Waldo.

Is this plate yours?
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It is sitting directly in front of me, after all. But, no. You take it. I wasn't hungry.


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For heaven's sake, he is only in first grade!

How do I open this door?
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Sir, that is the ladies' room

Does this bus stop in Bushey Heath?
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Jplus
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What, do you need to be buried, too?

What does this button do?
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Sean Quixote
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It holds your pants closed so that your genitals aren't showing.



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May I remind you that I am the one asking the questions in this oral exam.

Where were you yesterday around 23:00?
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Seven
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Sir, please don't talk to the zoo animals.

Oh, are we having cake?
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Jplus
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Err, I wouldn't eat the liposuction fat if I were you.

Which one do you think looks better on me?
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Seven
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Will you please stay out of my closet

Do you happen to know where the nearest gas station is?
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Re: The Faux Pas Game

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Seriously? One day after your pyromania therapy already?

Excuse me, is this your umbrella?
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