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Posted: **Tue Dec 07, 2021 2:46 pm**

"Get down"?

Posted: **Tue Dec 07, 2021 4:21 pm**

I was going to go with, "Watch your head!" but that works, too.

Posted: **Tue Dec 07, 2021 8:30 pm**

I'd probably not say anything and let it happen.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:42 am**

And here I thought you were one of the good ones.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 6:50 am**

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:38 pm**

You'll get a lump of coal from Santa if you're not careful, ratammer.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 9:29 pm**

I'm small enough to fit in a stocking myself!

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 10:03 pm**

That's why it's just one lump instead of the entire stocking filled with coal.

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 10:51 pm**

That's still ratammer-sized!

Posted: **Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:58 am**

Suzaku wrote: ↑Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:27 pm What do you say if someone is about to bang their head on a doorframe?

Greetings! Yes, you there! Decrease the altitude of your noggin, posthaste!

Posted: **Thu Dec 09, 2021 12:41 pm**

I love it！

Posted: **Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:08 pm**

Perfect.

Posted: **Thu Dec 09, 2021 4:18 pm**

Noggin!

Posted: **Thu Dec 09, 2021 7:26 pm**

I has one of those.

Posted: **Fri Dec 10, 2021 9:51 am**

Well, when approaching doorframes you had better decrease its altitude, posthaste!

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2021 12:08 am**

Will do, sir!

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2021 5:20 am**

Suzaku wrote: ↑Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:27 pm What do you say if someone is about to bang their head on a doorframe?

"The doorway is a bit to your right."

You never specified that it was the top of the doorframe.

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2021 12:18 pm**

It seems like some part other than your head would crash first in that case, though.

Posted: **Tue Dec 14, 2021 1:52 pm**

Indeed. So maybe you should just scream "STOP!"

And see what happens.

Posted: **Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:41 pm**

Good idea.

Posted: **Sat Jan 15, 2022 3:20 pm**

We live in nonexistence.

Posted: **Sat Jan 15, 2022 3:35 pm**

We die alone, we die afraid, we live in terror.

Posted: **Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:22 pm**

Hey, what's that over there?

Posted: **Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:47 pm**

Nothing, I swear!

Posted: **Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:49 pm**

It looks like… a duck?

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