Longest time as the last post

[madge]

*notes the gnaws in her notebook*

[chridd]

*takes notes about the gnawing*

[ratammer]

*feels very watched*

[chridd]

*gives ratammer a wrist clock*

[madge]

*cleans ratammer's clock*

[ratammer]

*dirties it*

[madge]

*curtseys*

[ratammer]

*curtseys back*

[chridd]

*meows*

[ratammer]

*squeaks*

[chridd]

So clean!

[madge]

Cleen?

[ratammer]

Who's that?

[chridd]

I don't know.

[madge]

it's cleen rock one he's a tattoo artist from the TV show ink master. i think he's also been cancelled because he has Opinions (I think about covid but you can't keep track of these things)

that said i did still have it on my clipboard when i sent my partner the following text message:

"https://biographypedia.org/wp-content/u ... ockone.png i am thinking we go for this recipe despite the heat. what side are you thinking?"

to which he responded that he was not ready to engage in cannibalism together

[chridd]

*meow*

[ratammer]

to which he responded that he was not ready to engage in cannibalism together

Sounds like things haven't gotten serious between you two then.

[madge]

i know. i thought the progression was date > kiss > go on holiday together > meet his kids > engage in cannibalism together. i'm not ready for men to mess me around, I'm going to have to leave him.

[ratammer]

I haven't found the right cannibal yet either. Then again, I tend to eat my partners before it reaches that stage.

[heuristically_alone]

Something about love just tastes so right.

[madge]

i want to make an off-colour joke but i don't know what sort of thread this is

[ratammer]

Make whatever colour of joke you like!

[madge]

Why are tomatoes so educated?

Because they're, well, red!

[chridd]

What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburned zebra!

[madge]

I don't really think blue humour is appropriate!