Longest time as the last post

[madge]

you gotta be the master of something

[ratammer]

ratammer, the sun god's master

I'm... what?

[madge]

don't argue, just profit from the free solarium

[Seven]

ratammer, the sun god's master

I'm... what?

a Ra tamer

[madge]

oh god

[ratammer]

Hahaha, nice.

[madge]

It's a bit elaborate but I like it

[ratammer]

But you know what makes me a ratammer really, right?

[madge]

i actually don't

[chridd]

I do not like green eggs and hammer.
I do not like them, rat I ammer!

[madge]

i feel like i'm missing something, but i also feel like that's the point

[ratammer]

i actually don't

I pet a rat -> I'm a rat-petter
I feed a rat -> I'm a rat-feeder
I am a rat -> I'm a rat-ammer

[madge]

damn that's good logic

[ratammer]

[madge]

should i change my username to be cleverer? any ideas????

humanammer maybe?

[chridd]

i actually don't

I pet a rat -> I'm a rat-petter
I feed a rat -> I'm a rat-feeder
I am a rat -> I'm a rat-ammer

So I was right all this time?

~ catammer

[madge]

i just assumed it was a portmanteau of rat and hammer

[ratammer]

What would a rat hammer look like?

[madge]

this, according to google image search

[ratammer]

Beautiful!

[madge]

truly a masterwork, is it not

[chridd]

ratnail

[ratammer]

I hammer those?

[chridd]

Exactly!

[ratammer]

Perhaps I would hammer a cheesenail.