Vending machine

[Suzaku]

You get a nice warm scarf. It's green.

I insert a stole.

[Jplus]

You get a sacred funeral shroud, though it isn't entirely clear who it belonged to.

I insert disinfectant.

[phillip1882]

you get germ free

i insert a germaphobe

[Jplus]

You get a German.

I insert a Kenian.

[Suzaku]

You get a Maasai.

I insert the Maasai Mara.

[Jplus]

You get two cheetah sidekicks.

I insert Ninurta.

[phillip1882]

you get naruto

i insert japanese cartoons

[Jplus]

You get a ghost in a shell.

I insert Gastly (Pokémon 92).

[phillip1882]

you get ash catch'em

i insert team rocket

[heuristically_alone]

You get a talking pokemon.

I insert a slowpoke tail.

[phillip1882]

you get paused

i insert sid meier's civilization 4

[Suzaku]

You get nuked by Gandhi.

I insert Civ VII.

[phillip1882]

you get city states

i insert Greece

[Jplus]

You get olives.

I insert anchovies.

[Suzaku]

You get a delicious pizza.

I insert the leaning tower of Pisa.

[Jplus]

You get a big crane.

I insert a stack of crane counterweights.

[phillip1882]

you get balanced lift

i insert God

[heuristically_alone]

You get 42.

I insert the first Avatar, master of all 4 elements.

[chridd]

You get a god of Flusterland.

I insert a portable tornado.

[somitomi]

You get an immovable flood

I insert a tin of Danish biscuits

[Jplus]

You get a full stomach.

I insert chocolate mousse.

[phillip1882]

you get a good meal

i insert a printer

[Jplus]

You get ruined paper.

I insert a caligrapher.

[somitomi]

You get improved paper

I insert a cartographer

[phillip1882]

you get a map

i insert video games