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Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2025 2:13 am
by Suzaku
You get about US$94,000 at today's prices.
I insert the Shanghai Gold Exchange.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2025 8:38 pm
by Jplus
You get the Nairobi Securities Exchange.
I insert Apple (including its staff and campus).
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2025 3:22 am
by Suzaku
You get TED talk about the evils of late-stage capitalism.
I insert the Communist Party of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2025 2:52 pm
by phillip1882
you get a overly complex system of laws
i insert the delete key
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 1:06 am
by Jplus
You get a refurbished keyboard.
I insert 50 m of USB 3.2 cable.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2025 9:06 am
by Suzaku
You get a strongly worded note from the standards committee.
I insert an unsigned contract.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:38 pm
by Jplus
You get back the same contract, but signed. By Ursula Franklin.
I insert the kicking part of a potter's wheel.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 12:26 am
by Suzaku
You get the foot pedal of a sewing machine.
I insert needle and thread.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 7:27 pm
by Jplus
You get a thimble.
I insert a pirate's hook.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 11:42 pm
by Suzaku
You get a peg leg.
I insert a crocodile who swallowed a clock.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 10:25 am
by somitomi
You get a watch with a leather strap
I insert genetically engineered woolly mice
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 11:32 pm
by Jplus
You get a completely natural woolly mammoth.
I insert shampoo.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2025 1:06 am
by Suzaku
You get conditioner.
I put in an air conditioner.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2025 10:58 pm
by Jplus
You get cool, moist air. 500 cubic meters of it.
I insert a hot air balloon.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2025 2:35 am
by Suzaku
You get a wake up call at 3 o'clock in the morning to go ride in it.
I insert a panoramic view of a desert landscape.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2025 8:32 pm
by phillip1882
you get circular heat
i insert chat gpt
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2025 9:08 pm
by Jplus
You get overly confident nonsense.
I insert SHRDLU.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 7:17 am
by somitomi
You get Stephen Hawking's voice
I insert a black hole
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 12:46 pm
by Suzaku
You get spaghettification.
I insert fettuccine carbonara.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 1:30 pm
by phillip1882
you get a delicious meal
i insert subway
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 8:20 pm
by Jplus
You get fast carbs.
I insert insulin.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2025 7:17 pm
by phillip1882
you get your sugar levels reduced
i insert diabetes
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2025 8:35 pm
by Jplus
You get a reduced life expectancy.
I insert a healthy diet.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2025 6:50 am
by Suzaku
You get Okinawan cuisine.
I insert a pair of
Shisa.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2025 11:54 pm
by Jplus
You get a flock of
garden gnomes.
I insert red yarn and a pair of knitting needles.