Vending machine

[Suzaku]

You get about US$94,000 at today's prices.

I insert the Shanghai Gold Exchange.

[Jplus]

You get the Nairobi Securities Exchange.

I insert Apple (including its staff and campus).

[Suzaku]

You get TED talk about the evils of late-stage capitalism.

I insert the Communist Party of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

[phillip1882]

you get a overly complex system of laws

i insert the delete key

[Jplus]

You get a refurbished keyboard.

I insert 50 m of USB 3.2 cable.

[Suzaku]

You get a strongly worded note from the standards committee.

I insert an unsigned contract.

[Jplus]

You get back the same contract, but signed. By Ursula Franklin.

I insert the kicking part of a potter's wheel.

[Suzaku]

You get the foot pedal of a sewing machine.

I insert needle and thread.

[Jplus]

You get a thimble.

I insert a pirate's hook.

[Suzaku]

You get a peg leg.

I insert a crocodile who swallowed a clock.

[somitomi]

You get a watch with a leather strap

I insert genetically engineered woolly mice

[Jplus]

You get a completely natural woolly mammoth.

I insert shampoo.

[Suzaku]

You get conditioner.

I put in an air conditioner.

[Jplus]

You get cool, moist air. 500 cubic meters of it.

I insert a hot air balloon.

[Suzaku]

You get a wake up call at 3 o'clock in the morning to go ride in it.

I insert a panoramic view of a desert landscape.

[phillip1882]

you get circular heat

i insert chat gpt

[Jplus]

You get overly confident nonsense.

I insert SHRDLU.

[somitomi]

You get Stephen Hawking's voice

I insert a black hole

[Suzaku]

You get spaghettification.

I insert fettuccine carbonara.

[phillip1882]

you get a delicious meal

i insert subway

[Jplus]

You get fast carbs.

I insert insulin.

[phillip1882]

you get your sugar levels reduced

i insert diabetes

[Jplus]

You get a reduced life expectancy.

I insert a healthy diet.

[Suzaku]

You get Okinawan cuisine.

I insert a pair of Shisa.

[Jplus]

You get a flock of garden gnomes.

I insert red yarn and a pair of knitting needles.