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Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2025 9:37 pm
by Jplus
You get altruistic mutual care.

I insert a kitchen knife.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2025 12:03 am
by phillip1882
you get a cuisine

i insert a butter knife

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2025 7:49 am
by heuristically_alone
You get a stick of butter.

I insert a stick of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2025 10:33 pm
by Jplus
You get a stick.

I insert peanut butter (on a stick).

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2025 8:38 am
by Suzaku
You get a poke in the eye (with a blunt stick).

I insert a slap in the mouth (with a wet fish).

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2025 9:49 pm
by Jplus
You get free scales.

I insert a salmon steak, with the skin still on.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2025 1:05 am
by Suzaku
You get a five-star review.

I insert a Michelin star.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2025 10:27 pm
by Jplus
You get a throwing star (shuriken).

I insert bandaids.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2025 1:42 am
by Suzaku
You get bandages.

I insert a mummy.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2025 10:17 pm
by Jplus
You get company.

I insert snacks and tea.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2025 12:46 pm
by Suzaku
You get coffee and cakes.

I insert a chocolate-coated coffee bean.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2025 4:07 pm
by phillip1882
you get flavorful coffee

i insert the government

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2025 9:18 pm
by Jplus
You get democracy.

I insert the United Nations.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2025 7:11 am
by Suzaku
You get the United Nations of Earth.

I insert the Commonwealth of Man.

(See here for the reference)

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2025 7:59 pm
by Jplus
You get visitors from Proxima Centauri.

I insert 5 metric tons of tomato soup.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 4:59 pm
by phillip1882
you get a cure for a spray from a skunk

i insert animorphs

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2025 12:47 am
by Jplus
You get a squirrel shaped like a giraffe.

I insert vegamorphs.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 2:09 pm
by Suzaku
You get a carrot shaped like a 1950s pinup's legs.

I insert said 1950s pinup.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 2:57 pm
by phillip1882
you get art

i insert object oriented programming

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2025 12:35 am
by Suzaku
You get complex class inheritance.

I insert duck typing.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2025 7:13 pm
by phillip1882
you get the forbidden word

i insert magic

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2025 12:38 am
by Jplus
You get a concoction from hemlock and fly agaric that is surprisingly nontoxic and even delicious.

I insert barium sulfate suspension.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2025 1:05 pm
by Suzaku
You get a stomach X-ray session.

I insert a gamma-ray burst.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2025 5:43 pm
by phillip1882
you get the hulk

i insert superman

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2025 8:44 pm
by Jplus
You get Wonder Woman.

I insert a kilogram of gold.