Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get a computer

i insert the mafia

[Jplus]

You get influence in the local government.

I insert a spoonful of cocaine.

[Suzaku]

You get a visit from the local narc cops.

I insert a good defense lawyer.

[Jplus]

You get a partial judge (on your side).

I insert a principled prosecutor.

[phillip1882]

you get a fair trial

i insert guilty.

[Jplus]

You get a pardon.

I insert parody.

[Suzaku]

You get satire.

I insert Sartre.

[Jplus]

You get Les jeux sont faits.

I insert roulette fiches.

[somitomi]

You get poker chips

I insert loaded dice

[Bop]

You get a mostly inedible appetizer(tournament legal!).

I insert a wobbly table.

[Jplus]

You get a drink on your lap.

I insert kitchen paper.

[phillip1882]

you get a mess cleaned up

i insert the police

[Jplus]

You get a fine for speeding.

I insert enough money to pay the bill.

[phillip1882]

you get out of debt.

i insert the roads

[Jplus]

You get recycled tarmac.

I insert fresh asphalt.

[phillip1882]

you get a right road

i insert blinkers

[Suzaku]

You get blinders.

I insert a bridle.

[Jplus]

You get a horse.

I insert fresh hay.

[Suzaku]

You get a baling hook.

I insert a right hook.

[Jplus]

You get brass knuckles.

I insert a paperweight.

[Suzaku]

You get a snow globe.

I insert a snow blower.

[Jplus]

You get snowy hair.

I insert a comb.

[Suzaku]

You get a tomb.

I insert a tome.

[Sean Quixote]

You get Wirt's leg.


I insert a tariff.

[Suzaku]

You get a trade war.

I insert economics.