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Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 9:11 pm
by Jplus
You get domesticated.
I insert a cat.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 2:26 am
by Suzaku
You get given a 'gift' of a dead bird.
I put in a live canary.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 6:29 pm
by somitomi
You get firedamp
I insert Glück Auf!
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 8:56 pm
by phillip1882
you get a copper mine. (had to look that one up)
i insert the 7 dwarves
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 1:08 am
by Jplus
You get rich while sleeping.
I insert an expensive bill.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 9:31 am
by Suzaku
You get a giant cheque.
I put in my credit card.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 3:54 pm
by phillip1882
you get debt
i insert fiat currency
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 9:53 pm
by Jplus
You get unwanted attention from your local branch of the mafia.
I insert rags.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2025 1:20 am
by Suzaku
You get riches.
I insert an 'Eat the Rich' placard.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2025 6:56 pm
by phillip1882
you get questioned by authority
i insert anarchy
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2025 9:05 pm
by Jplus
You get a broken fridge on your lawn.
I insert a repair manual (for fridges).
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2025 7:38 am
by Suzaku
You get a badly repaired fridge on your lawn.
I insert a YouTube video of the bad repair process.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2025 10:36 pm
by Jplus
You get a million followers.
I insert Simone Giertz.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2025 8:12 pm
by somitomi
You get Laura Kampf
I insert a 100 year old house
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2025 11:46 pm
by Jplus
You get recycled bricks.
I insert dry cement.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2025 1:44 am
by Suzaku
You get wet cement.
I insert a hunk of concrete.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2025 4:55 pm
by Bop
You get a chewable brick of Styrofoam.
I insert a bottle of expired skin cleanser.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2025 9:22 pm
by Jplus
You get a fresh tube of chemical depilatory.
I insert a bale of short dog hair.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:02 am
by Suzaku
You get the smell of wet dog.
I insert an air freshener.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:02 pm
by Jplus
You get a fresh breeze.
I insert lemon verbena.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2025 1:58 am
by Suzaku
You get sour verbiage.
I insert lorem ipsum.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2025 10:05 pm
by Jplus
you get a tl;dr
I insert the Microsoft Office "open" document specification
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:35 am
by Suzaku
You get a zip file masquerading as a word-processing document.
I insert some malformed XML.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:35 am
by Suzaku
You get a zip file masquerading as a word-processing document.
I insert some malformed XML.
Re: Vending machine
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:46 pm
by Jplus
You get an infinite loop.
I insert Betty Holberton.